Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
where are my eyebrows?
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