$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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