Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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