Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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