id be glad to
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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