it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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