We're like a lot better than the average bears
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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