I feel like abortions should bother me more
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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