I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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