Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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