i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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