I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
