Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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