what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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