Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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