I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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