But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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