yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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