Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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