Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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