Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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