Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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