whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Apparently you make a good broom.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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