think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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