What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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