He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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