I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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