I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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