scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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