did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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