.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
