Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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