Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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