belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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