She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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