i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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