If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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