So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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