In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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