Having a random hookup so left but love u
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
