"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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