she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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