oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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