It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
