i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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