My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
