Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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