Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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