Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
This is my gift to your gina
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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