Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
North Korea, Best Korea!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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