We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Dick very happy bro
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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