is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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