I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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