Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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