omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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